I was first introduced to Ze Frank by the city of Boston, with the AIGA as matchmaker. He gave a lecture, our eyes met on a giant projection of some sort and that's when I knew I should be in love with Ze. Here's why:
He's THE perverbial sushi kobe hotdog, and that's difficult to be.
Well a designer, a good one...who is hot and funny. Basically he's the embodiment of a hot dish of somesort that is a dish that you would like to eat that is well designed. Perhaps hot sushi? Or that cool appetizer where they bring a hot rock to your table and you skewer thin slabs of sauteed Kobe beef, yet the thing that holds the hot rock is cool to the touch? Or perhaps like a hot dog, with the mustard in a perfect little curvy line, but the hot dog actually tastes good.
From Ze to Ae.
His name is Ze. And I like letterforms. I could be willing to change my name to Ae. But not around Harry Winkler or Canadians. That could be annoying and I might end up responding to questions never asked of me in Alberta.
I said hi.
I told him I thought he was cool at the AIGA 2005 mocking republicans bash. I said thanks and that appreciated his design humor and his speech. Then he asked me which speech, and what particularly I liked about it. I said another thing. He said something else. I walked away, he also took a few steps.
He got here because he googled himself.
So Ze Frank here you are. Now give the computer a thoughtful look so as to seem as if you have found the secret to life. Now sneeze. See, sneezing on demand is hard. It always seems fake. Just like when strangers introduce themselves to eachother. You both know that a meaningless fake conversation is about to happen, yet both are willing to fake it until something juicy comes out.
I have the secret to life.
Not to be boastful, but yeah, I really do. Neener neener. This isn't a reason I'm in love with Ze, or maybe it is. See it's a secret so I can neither confirm nor deny it's validity as a point in this post or not.
He's my parallelodarridian.
And finally, because he is just like me, except he swears and smokes and is male. So really he is the opposite of me but not in a magnetic sense, but in the Derridian sense. And we all know how hard it is to find our parallel Derridian. Which is exactly the reason why I forgot I'm in love with Ze Frank.